Pandora, a 56-year-old British Mom I’D LIKE TO FUCK, dictates 2 large Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery gent arrives, this babe gives a decision she’d rather have his dick than dinner.
She invites him in and opens the pizza box, checking for artichokes.
“I’m sure there’s smth I could choke on,” she says. “Come with me.”
The thing is, this fellow doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word she says…until she says, “I would truly like to bonk you.” “Fuck” is one of those words everybody understands.
So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where she sucks his knob, hops on top of it, rides it rock hard and jacks him onto her gorgeous face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that is what microwaves are for.
And what are pizza delivery lads for? To screw sexy MILFS. At least that is the impression I’ve gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.
Fast poll: Who receives more porn bawdy cleft?
A. Pizza delivery boys
B. Cable lads
In any case, about Pandora. She’s from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a Mom and grandmother. That babe works in wedding planning. She’s divorced. She’s a swinger. She loves men who wear suits. We found her on Twitter. The paramount job she’s ever had?
“Shooting for you, certainly!”
The superlatively worthy job for men who wanna have sex with porn HORNY HOUSEWIVES? My vote goes to pizza delivery guys.