Poolside Princess

Poolside Princess

And now we come to a juvenile female who is indeed a bathing costume buster, a fashionable beauty with a body strapping for small swimsuits. A princess with a royal rack, the latest member of the “20 Disrobe club,” Princess Pumpkins. She need to be from Tennessee because…you know the rest of that sentence.

“I’m a little bit of a dom when I do my cam stuff, so Princess kind of fits for worship, and Pumpkins ‘coz my love melons are about the size of pumpkins,” Princess said.

SCORELAND: How large are your knockers?

Princess: Thirty-two T, I believe. It’s hard with America sizes.

SCORELAND: They do not make T-cup bras, do they?

Princess: No, they don’t.

SCORELAND: What’s the gigantic brassiere size you’ve ever seen?

Princess: The biggest undergarment I own is from Europe, and it’s an 80-O.

SCORELAND: That’s 80 in centimeters?

Princess: Yes. I think that brings it around to love Thirty two inches. It is supposed to be a full-coverage brassiere, but it stops halfway up my boobies. It’s my titanic brassiere and it’s comfortable.

SCORELAND: The final time you walked into Victoria’s Secret was…

Princess: Black Friday this past November, and I was asked if I was a triple-D or a G.

SCORELAND: Did you chortle?

Princess: I told, “Oh, no, I’m not. I’m a little bit greater than that.”

SCORELAND: They do not have bras that fit u in Victoria’s Secret, do they?

Princess: No, they do not!

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